I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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