wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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