Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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