My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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