i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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