worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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