I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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