Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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