laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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