guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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