Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
