My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Four minutes until I can fart!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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