So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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