So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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