Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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