so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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