Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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