need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Boobs are out for the taking
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
