Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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