I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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