i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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