That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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