I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
