But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are we in a gay sports bar?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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