We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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