I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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