i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
