I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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