big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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