You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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