that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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