I am puke
I bet he comes in French.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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