I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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