I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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