I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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