She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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