found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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