Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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