So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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