I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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NoShamevember. You game?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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