I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I will be naked everywhere
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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