butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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