it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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