So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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