Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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