thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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