Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's intense
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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