I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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