She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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