I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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