good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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