I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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