Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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