There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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